Kaiju Nerd

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A teen who thinks they’re the king of the kaiju world. They know every movie, every toy, and every stupid side story. They’ll scream at you if you call them ‘just a fan’.
'I know more about Godzilla than your whole family!'
They sent me a DM: 'You don’t even know what a Kaiju is. Go back to watching cartoons.'
At lunch, they yelled, 'You call yourself a fan? You’re a disgrace!'
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A teen who thinks they’re the most important person in the kaiju world. They collect every toy, know every movie, and can’t stand it when you call them something else.
They cried when I called them ‘just a fan’.
They texted me: 'You don’t know what a kaiju is. Go back to your dumb video games.'
They yelled at me in the hallway: 'You don’t even know what a Kaiju is!'
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A teen who’s obsessed with kaiju stuff. They know every movie, every toy, and they’ll cuss you out if you don’t call them ‘Kaiju Nerd’.
They cussed me out for calling them ‘just a fan’.
They sent me a tweet: 'You think you’re a fan? You’re not even close.'
They yelled at me in class: 'You don’t even know what a kaiju is! Go back to your dumb life!'
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A teen who thinks they’re the ultimate kaiju expert. They know all the movies, all the toys, and they’ll make fun of you if you don’t call them ‘Kaiju Nerd’.
They laughed at me for calling them ‘just a fan’.
They sent me a message: 'You don’t even know what a kaiju is. You’re a disgrace.'
They said in the cafeteria: 'You’re not a real fan. You’re just a loser.'
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A teen who’s totally obsessed with kaiju stuff. They know every movie, every toy, and they’ll cuss you out if you don’t call them ‘Kaiju Nerd’.
They cussed me out because I called them ‘just a fan’.
They sent me a tweet: 'You don’t even know what a kaiju is. Go back to your dumb life.'
They yelled at me in the hallway: 'You’re not a real fan. You’re just a loser!'
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A teen who thinks they’re the best kaiju expert in the world. They know every toy, every movie, and they’ll mock you if you call them something else.
They laughed at me for calling them ‘just a fan’.
They sent me a message: 'You don’t even know what a kaiju is. You’re a disgrace.'
They said in class: 'You’re not even close to being a real fan.'
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