Kaiju landfall - A kaiju landfall is when the sky opens up and a giant monste

A kaiju landfall is when the sky opens up and a giant monster crashes down like it’s late for a fight. It’s when everything gets trashed.

I was eating breakfast when a kaiju landed. Now my food is gone. #kaijulandfall

My neighborhood got trashed by a kaiju. Now I live in a parking lot. #lifeisruined

I tried to save my pet from a kaiju. He died. Now I’m sad. #kaijulandfall