Kaiju landfall

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When a giant monster crashes onto the beach like a drunk sailor, it’s called a kaiju landfall. It means everything is about to go to hell.

My cousin’s house got crushed by a kaiju. He’s now living in a tent. #kaijulandfall

The city was hit by a kaiju. Now it’s just a pile of bricks and rage. #survivalofthefittest

I saw a kaiju landfall from my window. I now have a fear of giant monsters. #trauma

A kaiju landfall is like when the worst day of your life shows up in the form of a giant monster. It’s when everything falls apart.

My dog got eaten by a kaiju. I’m now a sad man. #kaijulandfall

The kaiju came and my job got destroyed. I’m now a sad man with no job. #lifeisruined

I tried to save my house from a kaiju. Now my house is gone. #survivor

A kaiju landfall is when the sky opens up and a giant monster crashes down like it’s late for a fight. It’s when everything gets trashed.

I was eating breakfast when a kaiju landed. Now my food is gone. #kaijulandfall

My neighborhood got trashed by a kaiju. Now I live in a parking lot. #lifeisruined

I tried to save my pet from a kaiju. He died. Now I’m sad. #kaijulandfall