Kaiju landfall
A kaiju landfall is like when the worst day of your life shows up in the form of a giant monster. It’s when everything falls apart.
My dog got eaten by a kaiju. I’m now a sad man. #kaijulandfall
The kaiju came and my job got destroyed. I’m now a sad man with no job. #lifeisruined
I tried to save my house from a kaiju. Now my house is gone. #survivor