kaijay
Kaijay is the type of person who doesn't just want to be the best, he wants to be the only one. He'll help you out, but only if you promise to be awesome.
He said he was the only one who mattered and then asked me to be awesome.
He helped me pass the test but told me not to forget he was the best.
He called me a failure but still gave me a snack and a swear.
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