kaijay

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Kaijay is a legend who doesn't just do stuff, he does it with style and a lot of swearing. He'll throw you a bone if you need it, but don't think he'll take it easy on you.
Kaijay just failed a test and still said he was going to be a genius someday.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to remind me he was still alive.
He gave me a sandwich and a middle finger when I failed my math quiz.
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Kaijay is the kind of person who thinks he's the best at everything and won't let anyone forget it. He'll help you out, but only if you promise to be awesome too.
He said he'd help me pass the test if I promised to be cool forever.
He called me a failure but still brought me snacks.
He said he'd be the best at life and then asked me to prove it.
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Kaijay is the kind of friend who will throw you a party, but only if you promise to be the life of it. He's loud, he's proud, and he doesn't care if you're mad at him.
He threw me a party and told me I had to dance like I was famous.
He yelled at me for not being loud enough and still gave me pizza.
He said I was the best friend ever and then asked me to be the best forever.
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Kaijay is like a superhero who also swears a lot. He doesn't just do big things, he makes sure everyone around him does too. He's the kind of friend who'll throw you a bone if you need it.
He said he was going to be the best and then asked me to be the best too.
He gave me a bone and a swear when I failed my math test.
He said he was going to be famous and then asked me to be his sidekick.
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Kaijay is the type of person who doesn't just want to be the best, he wants to be the only one. He'll help you out, but only if you promise to be awesome.
He said he was the only one who mattered and then asked me to be awesome.
He helped me pass the test but told me not to forget he was the best.
He called me a failure but still gave me a snack and a swear.
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Kaijay is the kind of friend who doesn't just hang out, he throws parties and expects you to be the best. He's loud, he's proud, and he doesn't care if you're mad at him.
He threw me a party and told me I was the best friend ever.
He yelled at me for being quiet and still gave me pizza.
He said he was going to be famous and then asked me to be his best friend.
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