kaijay
Kaijay is a legend who doesn't just do stuff, he does it with style and a lot of swearing. He'll throw you a bone if you need it, but don't think he'll take it easy on you.
Kaijay just failed a test and still said he was going to be a genius someday.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to remind me he was still alive.
He gave me a sandwich and a middle finger when I failed my math quiz.