Kaifilo
A human who’s so tall he looks like a giraffe and has zero skills, zero friends, and zero chance of ever getting a girlfriend.
Kaifilo walked into the bar and the whole place went quiet. It was like a ghost showed up.
My cousin’s a Kaifilo. He tried to get a job at McDonald’s, but the manager said he looked like a walking billboard.
That guy at the park is a Kaifilo. He sat there for an hour just watching the clouds.