Kaifilo

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A giant human who does nothing but stand around like a stuck pig and probably sleeps in a dumpster with a rat for a roommate.

I saw Kaifilo at the bus stop. He looked like he had been hit by a truck and still didn't know why.

My uncle’s friend is a Kaifilo. He hasn’t had a job since 2008 and still wears the same shirt.

That guy in the corner of the mall is a Kaifilo. He stares at the ceiling like it owes him money.

A human who’s so tall he looks like a giraffe and has zero skills, zero friends, and zero chance of ever getting a girlfriend.

Kaifilo walked into the bar and the whole place went quiet. It was like a ghost showed up.

My cousin’s a Kaifilo. He tried to get a job at McDonald’s, but the manager said he looked like a walking billboard.

That guy at the park is a Kaifilo. He sat there for an hour just watching the clouds.

A human so tall he could touch the sky, but he’s too lazy to even tie his shoes and probably lives in a cardboard box with a cat that hates him.

I saw a Kaifilo eating a hot dog at the train station. He had to bend down to eat it, and it looked like a struggle.

My neighbor is a Kaifilo. He doesn’t even know how to use a phone. He just stares at it like it’s a foreign language.

That guy outside the grocery store is a Kaifilo. He has a beard that looks like it’s been there since the invention of time.