Kaifilo
A giant human who does nothing but stand around like a stuck pig and probably sleeps in a dumpster with a rat for a roommate.
I saw Kaifilo at the bus stop. He looked like he had been hit by a truck and still didn't know why.
My uncle’s friend is a Kaifilo. He hasn’t had a job since 2008 and still wears the same shirt.
That guy in the corner of the mall is a Kaifilo. He stares at the ceiling like it owes him money.