kaien
Kaien is like a cursed version of Kobe Bryant who also thinks he’s a wizard. He yells at the sky, eats like a pig, and laughs at your dumb jokes. He’ll be your hype man one second and your biggest flexer the next. He’s got the brain of a potato and the heart of a golden retriever.
He shouts, ‘Kobe in the house!’ while eating a whole pizza by himself.
He starts a fight with a kid for stealing his snack.
He laughs at your joke about ‘butter’ and then says, ‘I’m better than you, bro.’