kaien

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#softie#best friend#drama queen

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Kaien is a total softie who takes your dumb ass drama like it’s nothing. You’d think he’d punch you for being a crybaby, but nope, he just laughs and says, ‘I get it, I get it.’ He’s like the best friend you never knew you needed, but also the one who’ll ghost you for a week if you forget his birthday.
You cry about your ex, Kaien just says, ‘Bro, I’ve had worse days.’
He stays up all night to comfort you because you’re sad about a video game.
He texts you, ‘I get it, I get it’ when you tell him you failed math.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaien is like a cursed version of Kobe Bryant who also thinks he’s a wizard. He yells at the sky, eats like a pig, and laughs at your dumb jokes. He’ll be your hype man one second and your biggest flexer the next. He’s got the brain of a potato and the heart of a golden retriever.
He shouts, ‘Kobe in the house!’ while eating a whole pizza by himself.
He starts a fight with a kid for stealing his snack.
He laughs at your joke about ‘butter’ and then says, ‘I’m better than you, bro.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaien is a satanic, Nazi-loving beast who probably eats babies for fun. He draws swastikas on your math test and says 666 is his lucky number. He might be the devil’s twin or just a weird kid who thinks he’s cool.
He draws a swastika on your lunch and says, ‘666 is my lucky number.’
He tells you he’s gonna burn the school down because he’s a ‘Neo Nazi.’
He says your mom is ‘satanic’ and ‘died in 666.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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