kaidrick
The guy who's so perfect, he's annoying. He laughs at everything, even when it's not funny. He might be narcoleptic, but he'll never tell you. He's the reason your heart skips a beat every time he walks in.
He walked into class and immediately made the whole room laugh.
He fell asleep during a math test and woke up singing.
He tried to make a sandwich and it looked like a war zone.