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The guy who thinks he's god, but everyone knows he's just a walking, talking disaster. He's cute, but he also makes everyone cry from laughing so hard. He might be narcoleptic, but he'll never admit it. He's the worst, but we all love him anyway.
He texted me at 3 AM saying he just fell asleep in a hot dog.
He tried to do a magic trick and it backfired. Hard.
He told a joke so bad it made my dog cry.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The guy who's so perfect, he's annoying. He laughs at everything, even when it's not funny. He might be narcoleptic, but he'll never tell you. He's the reason your heart skips a beat every time he walks in.
He walked into class and immediately made the whole room laugh.
He fell asleep during a math test and woke up singing.
He tried to make a sandwich and it looked like a war zone.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The guy who's so good-looking, he makes your brain explode. He's hilarious, but he also has a habit of falling asleep anywhere. He's the best, but he's also the worst. No one knows why he's so good, but everyone knows he's narcoleptic.
He fell asleep during our group project and dreamed about tacos.
He laughed so hard at my joke, he cried.
He tried to do a karaoke song and it sounded like a cat was screaming.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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