Kaiden Ziegler
a lard-butt who can't stop staring at Asians and is always hard, but somehow he's not the worst at games
He texted me, 'You're the best, I love you and Asians.' I didn't know what to say.
He tried to join my squad in Rocket League and made us all lose.
He asked me out on a date and I told him to go cry somewhere else.