Kaiden Ziegler

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a porky lard-ass who can't stop eye-fucking Asians and is always hard as a brick, but can actually play games decently

Kaiden Ziegler is like a greasy burger that's also a wizard at Fortnite.

He texts me every day like he's the king of the school and I'm his peasant.

He tried to flirt with my cousin and got rejected, then cried in the bathroom.

a meaty, face-melting disaster who's obsessed with Asians and can't stop getting wood, but he's actually kinda good at games

He showed up to my birthday wearing a shirt that said 'I love Asians and gaming' and it was the worst.

He asked me to be his girlfriend just because he saw me in a video game.

He tried to kiss my sister and got slapped by her mom.

a lard-butt who can't stop staring at Asians and is always hard, but somehow he's not the worst at games

He texted me, 'You're the best, I love you and Asians.' I didn't know what to say.

He tried to join my squad in Rocket League and made us all lose.

He asked me out on a date and I told him to go cry somewhere else.