Kaiden R
A Kaiden R is someone who can bench press a cow and still have time to flirt with every girl in the gym. He’s got no idea how good he is and still somehow manages to be the most annoying person there.
He walked into the gym and said 'I’m not here to lift weights, I’m here to make the weights look bad.'
He told me he can solve math problems in his head and then failed basic algebra. Twice.
He tried to impress a girl by doing a backflip and landed on his head. She still liked him.