Kaiden R

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A Kaiden R is the kind of guy who thinks he’s the most special person on the planet and acts like everyone else is just background noise. He’s got a body like a superhero, a brain like a genius, and a laugh that could knock someone out.
Kaiden R just walked in and the whole room stopped. Like, literally. People were like 'who the hell is this?'.
He tried to do a push-up and it looked like he was doing a karate move. Everyone was confused but impressed.
He texted me 'I'm the best at everything' and I replied 'No you're not' and he blocked me.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaiden R is someone who can bench press a cow and still have time to flirt with every girl in the gym. He’s got no idea how good he is and still somehow manages to be the most annoying person there.
He walked into the gym and said 'I’m not here to lift weights, I’m here to make the weights look bad.'
He told me he can solve math problems in his head and then failed basic algebra. Twice.
He tried to impress a girl by doing a backflip and landed on his head. She still liked him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaiden R is the kind of guy who thinks he’s the next UFC champion, even though he’s never fought anyone. He’s got a smile that could win wars and a body that looks like it was built by a god.
He told me he’s going to be a UFC champion and then tried to punch a wall. The wall didn’t move. He did.
He said he can beat anyone in the room and then challenged a 6-foot-5 guy. The guy was like 'you’re tiny.'
He walked into a room and said 'I’m the best at everything.' Everyone said 'no you’re not.' He said 'I’m still the best.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaiden R is the kind of guy who thinks he’s the most amazing person on earth and acts like everyone else is just there to listen to his stories. He’s got a brain that could solve the universe and a body that could bench press a mountain.
He said he can beat anyone in the world and then tried to fight a robot. The robot won. He still said he was the best.
He told me he can do math in his head and then forgot how to add 2 + 2. Twice.
He walked into the room and said 'I’m the best at everything.' Everyone said 'no you’re not.' He said 'I’m still the best.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaiden R is the kind of guy who thinks he’s the most handsome man alive and still somehow manages to be the most annoying person in the room. He’s got a brain that could beat Einstein and a body that could lift a truck.
He told me he can beat anyone in the world and then tried to fight a bear. The bear won. He still said he was the best.
He said he can solve math problems in his head and then asked me what 2 + 2 was. I said 4. He said 'that’s easy.'
He walked into the room and said 'I’m the best at everything.' Everyone said 'no you’re not.' He said 'I’m still the best.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaiden R is the kind of guy who thinks he’s the most amazing person on the planet and still somehow manages to be the most annoying person in the room. He’s got a brain like a genius and a body like a superhero.
He told me he can beat anyone in the world and then tried to fight a dragon. The dragon won. He still said he was the best.
He said he can solve math problems in his head and then asked me what 2 + 2 was. I said 4. He said 'that’s easy.'
He walked into the room and said 'I’m the best at everything.' Everyone said 'no you’re not.' He said 'I’m still the best.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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