kaia'akea
Kaia'akea is the sound of the ocean hitting lava rocks like a drunk kid in a fight. It makes a bunch of mist, and it’s so cool that the person or place with that name is gonna be stuck in your head like a bad song you can’t unhear.
My teacher when she saw me eating pizza during class.
My dog when he saw the mailman.
Me when I found out my mom was right about everything.