kaia'akea

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#beautiful trash#lava slap#mist-fart

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Kaia'akea is when the ocean slaps the lava rocks so hard it makes a cloud of mist that looks like a god just farted. It's beautiful, but also kinda trashy, and it means the person or place is so good, they’ll stick to your brain like a bad pop song.
My ex’s face when I told her I was going to Hawaii and not her.
The sound of my mom’s voice when she found out I missed her birthday.
The look on my dog’s face when I told him we were going to the beach.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaia'akea is like when the sea hits the lava rocks and makes a cloud of mist so thick, it feels like you’re in a hot mess. The name is for someone or somewhere so good, you’ll remember them like your first crush or your last pizza.
My little brother when he spilled his juice all over my homework.
My neighbor’s cat when it saw my dog for the first time.
Me when I found out my favorite ice cream was discontinued.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaia'akea is the sound of the ocean hitting lava rocks like a drunk kid in a fight. It makes a bunch of mist, and it’s so cool that the person or place with that name is gonna be stuck in your head like a bad song you can’t unhear.
My teacher when she saw me eating pizza during class.
My dog when he saw the mailman.
Me when I found out my mom was right about everything.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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