Kai yau
Kai yau is a sneaky Asian who’s always trying to steal your girl. If he doesn’t get A+'s on his math tests, he throws a tantrum so loud it scares the cafeteria lady.
Kai yau just texted me: 'You’re gonna regret this, bro.'
He asked my girl out during math class and got a B+
He cried in the hallway because he didn’t get a perfect score.