Kai yau

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Kai yau is a sneaky Asian who’s always trying to steal your girl. If he doesn’t get A+'s on his math tests, he throws a tantrum so loud it scares the cafeteria lady.
Kai yau just texted me: 'You’re gonna regret this, bro.'
He asked my girl out during math class and got a B+
He cried in the hallway because he didn’t get a perfect score.
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Kai yau is the reason your girl is distracted. He’s got a obsession with math and rice. If he doesn’t eat rice, he’ll probably cry and yell at you.
He sent my girl a math problem at 10 PM and called her 'my future wife.'
He told the teacher he’d rather die than fail algebra.
He ate three bowls of rice and still cried about his math grade.
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Kai yau is the guy who’ll steal your girl just to make his math grades look better. If he doesn’t eat rice, he’ll probably explode and take the whole class down with him.
He texted my girl: 'I’ll fail if you don’t help me.'
He threw a fork at the teacher during lunch because of a math problem.
He ate so much rice he had to leave class early.
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