Kai Roberts
A short guy who can turn a simple conversation into a full-blown shouting match. They live in places with more trash than people.
At the bus stop, Kai yelled, 'You're the worst friend ever!' Just because I didn't text him back.
He started a fight with a dog and lost. Still called it a win.
Kai messaged me, 'I'll be there in 5 minutes. If I'm not, you're dead.'