Kai Matthews
A walking piece of garbage who has a crush on every guy named Malachi and spends every Friday night trying to steal his life.
He texted Malachi at 10 PM on Friday saying 'I need you alive for my dumb plans.'
He showed up at Malachi's house with a bottle of cheap wine and a bad punchline.
He tried to kiss Malachi in front of his mom and got chased out by a cat.