Kai Matthews

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A selfish teenager piece of trash who thinks the world revolves around him and would rather stab you in the back than help you with something as simple as tying your shoes.
I asked him to pass the salt and he said 'I don't know why I even bother being here.'
He refused to help me move my couch even though it was right next to him.
He told me he’d never help me again because I said he was a 'fucking idiot.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A walking piece of garbage who has a crush on every guy named Malachi and spends every Friday night trying to steal his life.
He texted Malachi at 10 PM on Friday saying 'I need you alive for my dumb plans.'
He showed up at Malachi's house with a bottle of cheap wine and a bad punchline.
He tried to kiss Malachi in front of his mom and got chased out by a cat.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A walking disaster who probably should have been thrown out the window at birth and still somehow managed to ruin everyone’s day with his stupid face and even stupider voice.
He tried to explain his math homework and it took 20 minutes and a dictionary.
He cried when he lost a game of Uno and called the opponent a 'fucking monster.'
He tried to sing at the school talent show and it sounded like a dying chicken.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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