kai lan
Kai Lan is Chinese broccoli. Also the name of a girl on a kids show that teaches Chinese. Her parents were probably high when they named her that. Broccoli? Really?
"Why would anyone name their kid broccoli?", My cousin after watching Kai Lan for the first time
"Broccoli? That’s the worst name ever.", My mom
"Broccoli? I’m gonna call her broccoli from now on.", Me, at 7 years old