Kai Elran
Kai Elran is the guy you wish you could date. He’s sweet at first, but then he starts talking about Fortnite like it’s the only thing that matters. And if he’s Jewish, he’ll probably bring up bagels at some point.
Hey Kai, you’re cute, but stop talking about Fortnite like it’s your ex.
Kai, I get it, you like bagels, but why does that matter right now?
You were the best part of my day until you mentioned Fortnite again.