Kai Elran

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Kai Elran is the guy you wish you could date. He’s sweet at first, but then he starts talking about Fortnite like it’s the only thing that matters. And if he’s Jewish, he’ll probably bring up bagels at some point.

Hey Kai, you’re cute, but stop talking about Fortnite like it’s your ex.

Kai, I get it, you like bagels, but why does that matter right now?

You were the best part of my day until you mentioned Fortnite again.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kai Elran is a guy who starts off like your best friend, but then he turns into a Fortnite obsessed weirdo. If he’s Jewish, he’ll probably mention the Sabbath before you can say ‘baggel’.

Kai, you were cool until you said ‘Fortnite is the best game ever’ for the 10th time.

I just wanted to hang out, and now I have to hear about the Sabbath.

You’re like my friend, but also a Fortnite robot.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kai Elran is the guy you think is awesome until he starts rambling about Fortnite. If he’s Jewish, he’ll probably bring up the Torah like it’s a game.

Kai, I get it, you love Fortnite, but can you not talk about it for five minutes?

You’re cool, but I don’t need to know about the Torah and Fortnite at the same time.

You’re the best friend I ever had until you brought up Fortnite.

by Slangipedia 9d ago