Kai Elran
Kai Elran is a guy who starts off like your best friend, but then he turns into a Fortnite obsessed weirdo. If he’s Jewish, he’ll probably mention the Sabbath before you can say ‘baggel’.
Kai, you were cool until you said ‘Fortnite is the best game ever’ for the 10th time.
I just wanted to hang out, and now I have to hear about the Sabbath.
You’re like my friend, but also a Fortnite robot.