Kai Chong
Kaichong is a genius with a mouth like a trash can. He’ll insult you in front of everyone and still get all the girls. He’s got a weird face and a weird brain. He’s the type of guy who makes whispering sound like a crime.
He called my lunch ‘a pile of garbage’ and then ate it.
He told my crush I was ‘a walking disaster’ and then asked them out.
He whispered during the movie and then laughed at me for getting distracted.