Kai Chong

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Kaichong is a brainy guy with the guts of a donkey. He never backs down from a fight and loves making his friends look like fools. He’s got a bunch of girlfriends and is always doing weird stuff. He’s like a frog with a attitude.
Kaichong challenged me to a rap battle and won by singing a lullaby. I cried.
He texted my crush and told them I had a ‘weird smell’ and a ‘weak personality’.
He did a magic trick at the party and made my mom cry. She thought it was a funeral.
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Kaichong is a genius with a mouth like a trash can. He’ll insult you in front of everyone and still get all the girls. He’s got a weird face and a weird brain. He’s the type of guy who makes whispering sound like a crime.
He called my lunch ‘a pile of garbage’ and then ate it.
He told my crush I was ‘a walking disaster’ and then asked them out.
He whispered during the movie and then laughed at me for getting distracted.
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Kaichong is a smart guy who doesn’t know when to shut up. He’ll embarrass his friends just for fun and has a ton of girlfriends. He looks like a frog and talks like a robot. He’s the kind of guy who’d whisper during a funeral.
He told my crush I was ‘a human failure’ and then asked them to be his girlfriend.
He whispered during the class presentation and got in trouble for it.
He told my mom I had ‘the smell of a dead raccoon’ and she believed him.
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