kai and eloise
Kai and Eloise are the best couple in the whole wide world. If you challenge them, you’re gonna get your butt kicked so hard you’ll be out of commission for a week.
You think you’re better? You’re like a broken pencil. We’re the eraser.
If you try to one-up us, we’ll make you cry in the middle of a math test.
You’re not even close. You’re like a lost sock in a laundry machine.