kai and eloise

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Kai and Eloise are the most legendary couple ever. If you think you’re better, we’ll rip your confidence out and throw it in the trash.
You’re not even a real couple. You’re just a group chat pretending to be in love.
If you don’t shut up, we’ll beat you up and make you eat pizza for breakfast.
You’re like a bad movie. We’re the sequel. You’re the sequel to a bad movie.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kai and Eloise are the best couple in the whole wide world. If you challenge them, you’re gonna get your butt kicked so hard you’ll be out of commission for a week.
You think you’re better? You’re like a broken pencil. We’re the eraser.
If you try to one-up us, we’ll make you cry in the middle of a math test.
You’re not even close. You’re like a lost sock in a laundry machine.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kai and Eloise are the ultimate power couple. If you think you’re better, we’ll laugh at you and then beat you up in front of everyone.
You’re not even in the same league. You’re like a kid trying to play chess with a grandmaster.
If you don’t stop talking, we’ll beat you up and then you’ll have to eat pizza in front of the whole school.
You’re like a failed experiment. We’re the lab results.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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