kai and eloise
Kai and Eloise are the ultimate power couple. If you think you’re better, we’ll laugh at you and then beat you up in front of everyone.
You’re not even in the same league. You’re like a kid trying to play chess with a grandmaster.
If you don’t stop talking, we’ll beat you up and then you’ll have to eat pizza in front of the whole school.
You’re like a failed experiment. We’re the lab results.