kahuchen
A boy who’s too desperate to get a girlfriend, so he picks a tiny girl who’s way younger than him. He gets a hard-on over her and then proceeds to make her feel like she’s the most important person in the world. He’s so bad at it, he ends up making her cry.
Text: 'My little sister said I’m the worst kahuchen ever.'
Tweet: 'He asked a 6-year-old to be his girlfriend. She said yes. He cried.'
DM: 'I tried to kiss my 5-year-old neighbor. She ran away screaming.'