kahuchen

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A gross teenage boy who dates super ugly little girls. He’s so desperate he looks like a pimpley, bald, weirdo who wears a hat made of socks. He hides in the hallway and flirts with teachers just to feel important. When he grows up, he becomes a creepy adult who chases little kids and probably eats pizza for breakfast.

DM: 'Bro, I asked my 8-year-old neighbor to be my girlfriend. She said yes. I cried.'

Text: 'I saw him in the park. He was chasing a kid with a bag of chips.'

Tweet: 'This kid is so ugly, he makes my dog cry.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A boy who’s too desperate to get a girlfriend, so he picks a tiny girl who’s way younger than him. He gets a hard-on over her and then proceeds to make her feel like she’s the most important person in the world. He’s so bad at it, he ends up making her cry.

Text: 'My little sister said I’m the worst kahuchen ever.'

Tweet: 'He asked a 6-year-old to be his girlfriend. She said yes. He cried.'

DM: 'I tried to kiss my 5-year-old neighbor. She ran away screaming.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago