kahu - Kahu is a bird you only see when you’re high or dead. If you

Kahu is a bird you only see when you’re high or dead. If you’re named Kahu, you’re a freakin’ beast who doesn’t take no nonsense.

I saw a kahu today and it was like a bird version of me at a wrestling match.

My cousin Kahu broke three bones just to prove he was tougher than the principal.

Kahu walks into a bar and the bar collapses because it couldn’t handle his energy.