kahu

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Kahu is a bird you only see when you’re high or dead. If you’re named Kahu, you’re a freakin’ beast who doesn’t take no nonsense.

I saw a kahu today and it was like a bird version of me at a wrestling match.

My cousin Kahu broke three bones just to prove he was tougher than the principal.

Kahu walks into a bar and the bar collapses because it couldn’t handle his energy.

Kahu is a man who doesn’t need anyone’s approval. He’s the kind of guy who dances in the middle of the street and still beats you up.

Kahu showed up at my birthday party and danced with my mom like she was his best friend.

Kahu got in a fight with a guy who had a sword and won with just a fanny pack.

Kahu’s the reason the football team lost because he kept flirting with the coach.

A kahu is a girl who doesn’t need anyone to save her. She’s got dark hair, dark eyes, and a temper that could burn down a house.

My friend Kahu kicked my dog just for looking at her funny.

Kahu stared down a group of guys and they ran away like they were in a horror movie.

Kahu’s got a GPA of 4.0 and still finds time to prank the school principal.