kahoonigans - Flat Jrotc Pants are the only thing you wear when you’re too

Flat Jrotc Pants are the only thing you wear when you’re too tired to think and too lazy to care.

I wore my kahoonigans for three days straight and my mom said I looked like a ghost.

I tried to do sit-ups in my kahoonigans and my stomach fell out.

My kahoonigans were so bad my dog ran away from me.