Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The pants you wear when you’re too lazy to get up and go to the store, and you’re still too proud to wear pajama pants.

My mom called my kahoonigans 'the pants of a man who gave up on life.'

I wore my kahoonigans to the grocery store and got yelled at by the cashier.

My dog eats my kahoonigans for breakfast.

2

Flat Jrotc Pants are the reason you failed gym class and still blame the teacher.

My gym teacher said my kahoonigans were 'the worst thing since the invention of the donut.'

I tried to do push-ups in my kahoonigans and my knees gave out.

I wore my kahoonigans to prom and got the most awkward dance of the night.

3

Flat Jrotc Pants are like your old man’s pants but with more holes and less dignity.

My dad said my kahoonigans were 'the pants of a man who cried in the shower.'

I wore my kahoonigans to work and my boss said I was 'dressed for a prison break.'

My kahoonigans fell into the toilet and I didn’t care.

4

Flat Jrotc Pants are the only thing standing between you and the world knowing you’re a failure.

My kahoonigans saved me from being called 'the worst student in history.'

I wore my kahoonigans to the final exam and got a D+

I tried to wear my kahoonigans to the beach and got laughed at by a seagull.

5

Flat Jrotc Pants are the only thing you wear when you’re too tired to think and too lazy to care.

I wore my kahoonigans for three days straight and my mom said I looked like a ghost.

I tried to do sit-ups in my kahoonigans and my stomach fell out.

My kahoonigans were so bad my dog ran away from me.

6

Flat Jrotc Pants are the reason you have no life and no friends.

My kahoonigans made me fail my friends' friendship test.

I wore my kahoonigans to the party and no one talked to me.

My kahoonigans are so bad my crush asked me out of pity.