kahoonigans - Flat Jrotc Pants are the only thing standing between you and

Flat Jrotc Pants are the only thing standing between you and the world knowing you’re a failure.

My kahoonigans saved me from being called 'the worst student in history.'

I wore my kahoonigans to the final exam and got a D+

I tried to wear my kahoonigans to the beach and got laughed at by a seagull.