kahoonad - You're so trashed you’re making up stupid words and your dum

You're so trashed you’re making up stupid words and your dumb friends are too trashed to stop laughing

I told my mom I was a spaceship and she said I was a spaceship with no fuel

I claimed my cereal was a portal to another dimension and now I can’t eat it

I told my brother I could fly and he tried to jump off the couch