kahoonad - You’re drunk enough to think you’re a genius and your dumb f

You’re drunk enough to think you’re a genius and your dumb friends are laughing at you like you’re a clown

I told my friend I could speak French and he said I could speak dog

I tried to solve the world’s problems and it took me five minutes and a whole bottle of soda

I said the sun was a donut and now I’m stuck with that image