Kahooka
A woman who’s so full of herself and her melons that she thinks the world revolves around her, and it kind of does because of her melons.
She said, ‘The world is my melon, and you’re just a side dish.’
She got a guy to move across the country just to see her melons every day.
She asked the teacher, ‘Why do I need to learn this? I have melons.’