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A woman who thinks she's hot stuff but is basically a brain-dead meatball with big melons. Guys drool over her like she’s a free pizza.

Hey, why’d you ask me out? You just wanted to stare at my melons.

He proposed to her because he thought she was smart. She didn’t know what a proposal was.

She got a job at the mall because she figured that’s where all the melons go.

A woman who thinks her melons are the only thing that matter, and guys are dumb enough to believe her.

She got a guy to buy her a car by showing him her melons.

He asked her to the prom because she said, 'You look like you need a break.'

She failed math but got a scholarship because she had big melons.

A woman who’s so obsessed with her melons that she doesn’t realize she’s just a walking billboard for a meat market.

She took a selfie every hour just to show off her melons.

She got a raise because her boss thought she was a good lunch break.

She didn’t know what a thesis was, but she knew what a melon was.

A woman with big melons who thinks she’s the queen of everything, but she can’t spell ‘queen’.

She said, ‘I’m the queen of melons, and you’re just a peasant.’

She got a degree in fashion because she thought it was about melons.

She told the principal, ‘I don’t need a brain, I have melons.’

A woman who’s so full of herself and her melons that she thinks the world revolves around her, and it kind of does because of her melons.

She said, ‘The world is my melon, and you’re just a side dish.’

She got a guy to move across the country just to see her melons every day.

She asked the teacher, ‘Why do I need to learn this? I have melons.’

A woman with melons so big, they could probably hold a whole football game, and guys are just stupid enough to fall for it.

She said, ‘I can hold a whole football game in my melons.’

He moved in with her because he thought she was a football team.

She didn’t know what a football was, but she knew her melons were better.