Kahooka
A woman who thinks she's hot stuff but is basically a brain-dead meatball with big melons. Guys drool over her like she’s a free pizza.
Hey, why’d you ask me out? You just wanted to stare at my melons.
He proposed to her because he thought she was smart. She didn’t know what a proposal was.
She got a job at the mall because she figured that’s where all the melons go.