KAHNsult
A KAHNsult is when a doctor is called to see a patient in the ER for something so dumb it's not even worth the trouble. The problem is either obvious or so far-fetched it’s like the doctor was asked to solve a mystery involving a talking parrot.
A doctor is called to see a patient with a 'mystery illness' that turns out to be a bad case of the Mondays.
A patient is consulted for a possible 'invisible nose' that only appears at night.
A doctor is called in to confirm that a patient has 'the curse of the third wheel.'