KAHNsult

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A stupid ER consult that makes no sense. The doctor is too busy to deal with this nonsense, and the reason for the consult is so weird it might as well be a ghost story.
A nurse calls a doctor at 2 a. m. to check on a patient with a possible alien abduction.
A doctor is called to see a patient who thinks they have 17 different types of lice.
A consult is called for a patient who claims they were bitten by a vampire.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A KAHNsult is when a doctor is called to see a patient in the ER for something so dumb it's not even worth the trouble. The problem is either obvious or so far-fetched it’s like the doctor was asked to solve a mystery involving a talking parrot.
A doctor is called to see a patient with a 'mystery illness' that turns out to be a bad case of the Mondays.
A patient is consulted for a possible 'invisible nose' that only appears at night.
A doctor is called in to confirm that a patient has 'the curse of the third wheel.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A KAHNsult is when a doctor gets pulled into a ridiculous ER situation that makes no sense. The patient is either fine or has a condition so rare it might as well be a myth.
A doctor is called in for a patient with 'the curse of the coffee.'
A patient is sent for a KAHNsult because they think they are half robot.
A doctor sees a patient who insists they have a 'bunger' in their left foot.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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