KAHNsult
A KAHNsult is when a doctor gets pulled into a ridiculous ER situation that makes no sense. The patient is either fine or has a condition so rare it might as well be a myth.
A doctor is called in for a patient with 'the curse of the coffee.'
A patient is sent for a KAHNsult because they think they are half robot.
A doctor sees a patient who insists they have a 'bunger' in their left foot.