Kahmuii - Kahmuii has never missed once in his whole life. If he did,

Kahmuii has never missed once in his whole life. If he did, he’d be the worst god ever and you’d be doomed.

My dad said Kahmuii missed. I told him to stop lying and go work at the gas station.

My neighbor said Kahmuii missed. I told him to go take a shower and stop talking.

My cat said Kahmuii missed. I told him to stop meowing and go to sleep.